Ross O'Carroll-Kelly is broke and out of love. His wife has gone to America, taking his daughter with him; his mother has become a celebrity chef on daytime television, with a particular skill for handling phallic ingredients; and his father continues to languish in Mountjoy Jail. To cap it all, Immaculata, a Nigerian girl whom his wife, Sorcha, has been sponsoring by direct debit for fifteen years, has turned up on his doorstep. Things couldn’t get worse. But the long road back begins high in the Pyrenees, in the tax haven of Andorra, where Ross must spread the Gospel of rugby to the strange, primitive natives who have only ever heard of soccer, skiing and duty free shopping. There he meets Conchita, a beautiful, sultry psychoanalyst, who persuades him to look inwards and find out what it is that makes him tick. Sorry, thick.
... Mr S and the Secrets of Andorra's Box ( Howard 2008 ) , Ross becomes the coach of the Andorra national rugby union team , and it is revealed that Erika is his half - sister . He also attempts psychotherapy as he tries to cope with his ...
Fame. Fortune.
Downturn Abbey is the story of how he tackles his new responsibilities. Or not. The century is not yet a teenager, yet everything is shrouded in gloom. People are tightening their belts, rationing and making do.
1 Celtic Tiger Ireland was just one exemplary space of such frivolity and excess; Ross O'Carroll Kelly was its chief ... Indeed, sustained critiques of the very distinction between “high” and “popular” literature in the academy over ...
numerous last two years at Castlerock College and his Leinster Senior Cup victory. The Teenage Dirtbag Years (Howard 2003a) sees Ross in his first year in a sports management course in UCD. The Orange Mocha-Chip Frappuccino Years ...
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Ross O'Carroll-Kelly. 'Of a sort,' he goes. 'Personally, I never saw it like that. ... 'In academic terms,' he goes, 'those years were a disaster for this school. We fell behind Blackrock, Clongowes, Gonzaga, Belvedere, St Mary's and St ...
This is the latest instalment of the misadventures of Ross O'Carroll-Kelly - a hysterical satire of beer, bonking and rugby!