Stupid Movie Lines: The 776 Dumbest Things Ever Uttered on the Silver Screen
- ISBN-10
- 0307800954
- ISBN-13
- 9780307800954
- Category
- Humor
- Pages
- 224
- Language
- English
- Published
- 2011-07-06
- Publisher
- Villard
- Authors
- Ross Petras, Kathryn Petras
Description
The creme de la crud of screen history "War! War! That's all you think of, Dick Plantagenet! You burner! You pillager!" --Virginia Mayo as Lady Edith to George Sanders in King Richard and the Crusaders (1954) "Visits? That would indicate visitors." --Army captain learning of alien visits in Plan 9 from Outer Space (1959) "When I'm sitting here with you, I don't even think about the slime people." --Hero to heroine in The Slime People (1962) "Suck the coffin mushroom now." --The Ultimate Vampire (1991) "This is bad." --Leonardo DiCaprio as the you-know-what hits the you-know-what in Titanic (1997)
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