Not So Normal Norbert
- ISBN-10
- 0316465402
- ISBN-13
- 9780316465403
- Category
- Juvenile Fiction
- Pages
- 368
- Language
- English
- Published
- 2018-07-02
- Publisher
- Jimmy Patterson
- Author
- James Patterson
Description
A kooky kid is banished to another planet in this hilarious adventure about a futuristic world where different is dangerous, imagination is insanity, and creativity is crazy! Norbert Riddle lives in the United State of Earth, where normal means following the rules, never standing out, and being exactly the same as everyone else, down to the plain gray jumpsuits he wears every day. He's been normal his whole life -- until a moment of temporary hilarity when he does a funny impression of their dictator, Loving Leader . . . and gets caught! Now, Norbert's been arrested and banished to planet Zorquat 3 in the Orion Nebula, where kids who defy the rules roam free in the Astronuts camp. Norbert has been taught his whole life that different is wrong, but everyone at Astronuts is crazy, creative, and insane! Norbert wants nothing more than to go back to earth where things are awful but at least they're familiar. But he soon realizes that being different could be better -- and maybe the crazy farm is exactly where he belongs after all.
Get the book
Other editions
Similar books
-
Sail
By James PattersonA sensational summer thriller from bestselling author James Patterson.
-
Ernst Ludwig Kirchner 1880-1938: On the Edge of the Abyss of Time
By Norbert WolfAn introduction to the German Expressionist painter, graphic artist and sculptor who, at the turn of the 19th century, was Germany's most influential artist.
-
You Know You Need a Vacation If...
By Alan Corcoran, Joey GreenOther Books by Joey Green and Alan Corcoran Hellbent on Insanity You Know You've Reached Middle Age If . . ... Brand-Name Products The Zen of Oz The Warning Label Book Monica Speaks The Official Slinky Book The Mad Scientist Handbook ...
-
Selling Out: If Famous Authors Wrote Advertising
By Joey GreenEver wondered how Karl Marx might have pitched Coca-Cola? What kind of sales tactic Wait Whitman would have hit on to sell Fab laundry detergent? Or how Shakespeare would have...
-
You Know You've Reached Middle Age If...
By Alan Corcoran, Joey GreenThis lighthearted book will clear up any confusion readers might have about whether they're still young at heart, or if they're being dragged kicking and screaming over the threshold of middle age.
-
Wash Your Hair with Whipped Cream: And Hundreds More Offbeat Uses for Even More Brand-Name Products
By Joey GreenThe successor to Paint Your House with Powdered Milk and Polish Your Furniture with Panty Hose offers unorthodox, slightly illicit uses for brand-name products and reveals their secret histories. Original."
-
Marx & Lennon: The Parallel Sayings
By Joey GreenSelected by bestselling author Joey Green, a collection of 400 quotes by Marx and Lennon, juxtaposed to reveal their hilarious similaritiesNo, not THAT Marx and Lenin!
-
Famous Failures: Hundreds of Hot Shots who Got Rejected, Flunked Out, Worked Lousy Jobs, Goofed Up, Or Did Time in...
By Joey GreenReading just a few pages of this book makes you want to go back out there and try, try again.nbsp;
-
Joey Green's Incredible Country Store: Potions, Notions and Elixirs of the Past--and How to Make Them Today
By Joey GreenTo wander through the pages of Joey Green's Incredible Country Store is to experience the innocence and warmth of a bygone era.
-
Hi Bob!: A Self-Help Guide to the Bob Newhart Show
By Joey GreenIndispensable to old followers and new fans alike, this is the first and only viewer's guide to The Bob Newhart Show.