1,000 More Jokes for Kids
- ISBN-10
- 0345340345
- ISBN-13
- 9780345340344
- Category
- English wit and humor
- Language
- English
- Published
- 1987
- Publisher
- Ballantine Books
- Author
- Michael Kilgarriff
Description
Can kids ever get enough jokes? They love to hear them and they love to tell them. For the juvenile jokesters, here is a book full of jokes--1,000 of them, actually. Jokes of all kinds--acting stupid jokes, pet jokes, doctor jokes, knock-knock jokes, love jokes, Christmas jokes, rhyming jokes, and many many more. For one thousand laughs, try 1,000 MORE JOKES FOR KIDS. "Why is it dangerous to play cards in the jungle?" "'Cause there are too many cheetahs about." "What's the difference between an Indian elephant and an African elephant?" "About three thousand miles."
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