Karen Elizabeth Gordon, in this engaging, Gothic, quick-fix handbook--an ideal complement to The Deluxe Transitive Vampire--playfully instructs her readers about grammar and style as she plunges them into her magical world teeming with a wildly imaginative menagerie of winged and terrestrial creatures. Six eccentric fictional authorities, including sex-changing Natty Ampersand and Medievalist Vargas Scronx, give the book a sense of send-up in addition to its trusty practicality. A farouche faun with cloven hoofs, black rats, sirens and sphinxes, turbaned serpents, dragons, brigands and a butler make their appearance in unforgettable sentences and imaginary landscapes, such as brooding Trajikistan, to beguile the reader through such confusions and corrections as dangling and misplaced modifiers, double negatives, parallel construction, and a voluptuous riot of word abuses and preferable usage. Gordon also tames such confusing grammatical beasts as the elliptical clause, split infinitives, and many more. Rikki Ducornet has drawn more than fifty whimsical illustrations that capture the eccentric spirit of the text. Torn Wings and Faux Pas makes the reader laugh out loud and shiver with pleasure while experiencing style, vocabulary, and the structures of language as a perpetual and fiendish delight.
Here is a sampling of this motley connecting collection : after all in addition in any event at length at the same time for this purpose e.g. in fact in real terms for example on the contrary ...
This guide to the rules of grammar presents amusing instructional sentences to demonstrate correct usage and is illustrated with old engravings
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" Looking back to the fairy tales of Hans Christian Andersen and the Brothers Grimm, but also casting sidelong glances at metafictional sugardaddies like Queneau, Nabokov, Cortazar, Gass, and Milorad Pavic, The Red Shoes is a Rabelaisian ...
Traveling on from The Deluxe Transitive Vampire and Torn Wings and Faux Pas (chosen by the "Los Angeles Times Book Review as one of the best books of 1997), Karen...
My friends said , “ Why Paris ? why not Bali or Martinique ? ” So what happens when I get here ? The taxi from the Apollinaéroport follows rue de la Fidélité to the rue du Paradis . Fine so far ; paradise where faithfulness takes you ...
Write immediately . . . au revoir I am yours ever P. W. LEWIS P E R C Y BYs s H E S H E L L E Y (r 7 92–1822) The quintessential English Romantic poet Percy Bysshe Shelley, having eloped, writes his mother in search of forgiveness and ...
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Many of these functional shifts lead to a compactness that Americans like: “We Americans will not use the more elaborate form when the simpler, more direct one is absolutely unambiguous and does the work without a hitch.