The 2,548 Best Things Anybody Ever Said
- ISBN-10
- 0743277554
- ISBN-13
- 9780743277556
- Category
- Reference
- Pages
- 672
- Language
- English
- Published
- 2004-12-27
- Publisher
- Simon and Schuster
- Author
- Robert Byrne
Description
Drawing from diverse personages -- Goethe to Churchill to Woody Allen -- Robert Byrne has mined a collection of wit and wisdom that deserves a special place on every humor lover's bookshelf. These unique, witty, and outrageous quotations, previously published in four separate volumes, are now gathered together in a seemingly limitless trove of pithy and often irreverent one-liners, retorts, put-downs, jokes, and last words that cover every conceivable subject and will appeal to every taste. Highlights include: "Start every day with a smile and get it over with." -- W. C. Fields "Men read maps better than women because only men understand that an inch can equal a hundred miles." -- Roseanne Barr "Happiness is having a large loving family in another city." -- George Burns
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