Excuses, Excuses!
- ISBN-10
- 0806998687
- ISBN-13
- 9780806998688
- Category
- Excuses
- Pages
- 96
- Language
- English
- Published
- 1999
- Publisher
- Sterling Publishing Company Incorporated
- Author
- Charles Keller
Description
Presents a variety of jokes in which children offer excuses to their parents and teachers, defendants to judges, employees to their bosses, drivers to the police, service workers to customers, and similar situations
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- 2006-09
- 136 pages
- Paperback
- Outskirts Press
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