Football Jokes: Fantastically Funny Jokes for Football Fanatics

ISBN-10: 1447259831
ISBN-13: 9781447259831
Category: Juvenile Nonfiction
Pages: 80
Language: English
Published: 2014-06-05
Publisher: Pan Macmillan
Authors: Macmillan Children's Books, Macmillan Adult's Books

Description

Perfect for football fans who like a good giggle, Football Jokes is filled with hundreds of the most hilarious football jokes around! With funny illustrations by Jane Eccles, young footie fanatics will be laughing through those all-important World Cup games, Premier League matches and European Cup finals. When is a footballer like a baby? When he dribbles. Who's in goal when the ghost team plays football? The ghoulie, of course Why is a football crowd learning to sing like a person opening a tin of sardines? They both have trouble with the key. How can a footballer stop his nose running? Put out a foot and trip it up.

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