As you have most certainly discovered by now, Earth is a silly place chock-full of awkward moments. From the halls of your workplace to the checkout lines at your local grocery, awkward situations are coiled and waiting to strike at the heart of our fragile psyches. For most, these situations come and go without even a second thought. But for the rest of us, it's not that simple. These little moments can change the very fabric of our day. We wish we could go into a diner and have a chummy stress free conversation with a stranger. We would love to stroll carefree into a public restroom for an afternoon deuce. Lord knows we would do just about anything to have an awkward free day at work. Unfortunately, it's just not in the cards for us. So this book was written for awkward sufferers everywhere as a guidebook for identifying, preventing, and navigating these uncomfortable scenarios.