The Christmas Redneck travels to the trailer park in his beat-up pickup with eight hound dogs to deliver his presents!
Complete with delightful music and hilarious sound effects, this audio story is as entertaining to listen to with the book as without.
Hillbilly Night Afore Christmas
For years, the miniature book ornaments have appeared on Christmas trees across the country as a reminder of a faraway Louisiana home. Even the New York Times praised the lilt, the humor, and the rough-hewn drawings of the Cajun tale.
Now add music, set the entire story in modern day America, sprinkle in a little redneck humor, and you have the smash A Good Old Fashioned Redneck Country Christmas: The Musical! Bill, Dave, and Jimmy have had it with their women!
With more than 2.5 million copies of his books in print, Rice ranks among the nation's best-selling creators of children's books, having received awards from Printer Industries of America and the Children's Book Council.
A librarian is surprised Christmas Eve when Santa and his six elves come to her rescue in a red bookmobile to the library.
Ashley writes a letter home each of the twelve days she spends exploring the state of Texas at Christmastime, as her cousin Josâe shows her everything from a mockingbird in a nut tree to twelve bucking broncos. Includes facts about Texas.
From the Hardcover edition.
...If you consider duct tape a long-term investment...you're Jeff Foxworthy's kind of people! Foxworthy, the world's leading redneck authority, fills this little book with his all-time funniest redneck one-liners.
Raised by her widowed father, Jolie Russell could keep up with any man?that is, until wealthy and sexy land developer Cody Dean struts into her life.