The world is slowly falling apart and getting darker by the day. We have wars, hunger, and poverty ravaging the people of the earth. The reason for all of this chaos is not tied to humans being evil people, it's that we ignore the problems that we cause. This book is meant to be a satirical checklist on how to be an horrible person. It can be read as a funny jokebook that people can relate to or, if someone is adventurous, it can be used as a checklist; Just don't blame me if you're arrested, this is all supposed to be a joke. Some of these guidelines are real things that I and many other people have done, and some are ridiculous ideas I thought of at 3am. Whatever you decide to do with this information, have fun doing it and embrace your evil side.