American Exceptionalism: It's Not You, It's Just America Being America

American Exceptionalism: It's Not You, It's Just America Being America
ISBN-10
173412671X
ISBN-13
9781734126716
Series
American Exceptionalism
Category
Humor
Pages
178
Language
English
Published
2019-10-18
Author
Donald J. Putin

Description

Donald J. Putin on American Exceptionalism is THE book the government does not want you to read! If the government actually cared what you read, of course. Twitter phenomenon (and Brooklyn's own) Donald J. Putin brings you a satiric (or is it?) composite of the collective knowledge of the current American and Russian presidents (who may, or may not, actually be two people) in a sprawling manifesto that dives right into the issues facing Americans, and answers many of the questions that you have been staring at the ceiling pondering at 3:00 a.m.● Why are Americans so depressed all the time? (And if you aren't depressed, there is probably something wrong with you, because you should be.)● Should we be looking for a new place to live? (Does anyone on the planet still like us enough to let us in? And can we get health care there?)● If our food sucks so badly, why is it making us so damned fat?● How come I haven't had a vacation in so long?Donald J. Putin takes you on a cradle to grave roller coaster ride (mostly downhill, actually) establishing the historical and doctrinal basis for American Exceptionalism and diagnosing just what is wrong with the USA (with annotated footnotes and everything, so you know he is serious.) Hop on for the thrill ride as Donald J. Putin explores in-depth the uniquely American realities and myths created by the one-sided power schism Americans enjoy in everything from sports and entertainment to sex, food, guns, mass incarceration, what passes for health care, the legal system, suburbia, energy use, and pretty much wherever the hell DJP wants to take you! And wait, there's more! You need to buy this to unlock the secrets you need to survive and thrive in today's America. Discover your best life and join our community of those rare few who understand American Exceptionalism and why the only escape is just to escape. Hurry and get this remarkable manifesto before the American empire collapses and this ceases to make any sense at all. Donald J. Putin lives in Brooklyn, NY. His interests include vodka, global domination and chronicling the end-stages of the American empire.

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