Born under a bad sign? Of course you were, we all were. In this case Cancer the Crab, the zodiac's big momma guilt-tripper. Everyone knows their bright starry self, but the Darkside Zodiac reveals what you are like on the bad days. This will send you into a grim ecstasy of worry and self-loathing, Cancer, but you love that sort of thing, so accept it as a gift. What can you expect in this short, yet vitriol-packed e-volume? Prepare to break bad. Here's the checklist (partial - you think we give this stuff away?) * Bitch factor? You got it. Likewise * Annoying habits * Deadly sin of c.