This Champagne Mojito Is the Last Thing I Own
- ISBN-10
- 1844881245
- ISBN-13
- 9781844881246
- Category
- Dublin (Ireland)
- Pages
- 358
- Language
- English
- Published
- 2007-01-01
- Author
- Paul Howard
Description
We don't think we can improve on the author's own summary of his book: I am many things, roysh - unbelievable babe magnet, red-hot lover, loyal kind of goy, best forward who never played for Ireland - but there's a few things I was basically sure I'd never be, related to a jailbird for storters, or listening to the old dear getting randier than a goat in heat, or even a father, for that matter. It's funny how life decides to throw you a total hospital pass every now and then. Really, like, hilarious. One minute you're the man, a ledge in his own town, every bird in sniffing distance wanting a piece of the action, and the next Well let's just say if I had gone to Blackrock Morket, roysh, and paid some crusty old crone to tell my future, and she told me all this, I would have said, 'Sorry, witch features, but what the fock are you banging on about. I'm Ross O'Carroll-Kelly. I am the man, and I always will be. Roysh!' I would have been wrong, dude. And we are talking totally here.
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