Ross O'Carroll-Kelly: The Teenage Dirtbag Years

Ross O'Carroll-Kelly: The Teenage Dirtbag Years
ISBN-10
1847174418
ISBN-13
9781847174413
Category
Fiction
Pages
272
Language
English
Published
2012-11-15
Publisher
The O'Brien Press
Author
Ross O'Carroll-Kelly

Description

So there I was, roysh, class legend, schools rugby legend, basically all-round legend, when someone decides you can't, like, sit the Leaving Cert four times. Well that put a focking spanner in the works. But joining the goys at college wasn't the mare I thought it would be, basically for, like, three major reasons: beer, women and more women. And for once I agree with Fionn about the, like, education possibilities. I mean, where else can you learn about Judge Judy, laminating fake IDs and, like, how to order a Ken and snog a girl at the same time? I may be beautiful, roysh, but I'm not stupid and this much I totally know: college focking rocks.

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