Two Nuns In A Bath

Name: Two Nuns In A Bath
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ISBN-10: 184901258X
ISBN-13: 9781849012584
Category: Humor
Pages: 160
Language: English
Published: 2009-10-15
Publisher: Robinson
Author: Geoff Tibballs

Description

A brand-new, fantastic, enormous collection of 5,000 jokes, gags and one-liners - indexed and categorised to help with finding the right joke for any occasion or audience, from Bar-Mitzvahs to bar-rooms. Two Nuns in a Bath is the consummate collection, with jokes on every subject under the sun, from lawyers to low-energy light bulbs. Two nuns are sitting in a bath. One says "Where's the soap?"" The other replies "It does rather doesn't it?" A guy asks a lawyer what his fee is. "I charge $50 for three questions," the lawyer says. "That's awfully steep, isn't it?" the guy asks. "Yes," the lawyer replies, "Now what's your final question?"

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