Featuring over 120 stinky, slimy and silly jokes, as well as hilarious full-colour illustrations, this book is perfect for kids aged 7+. ABOUT THE SERIES: Really Horrible Jokes taps into kids' fascination with all things yucky!
This joke collection is something truly unique that all readers will be able to enjoy.
That sounds like a wheely bat idea. Knock, knock. Who's there? Bat. Bat who? Bat you'll never guess who's knocking! A Q Why are bats the best dinner guests? They always give fangs for their meals. A Q What do bats do on the weekends?
As they bite with their fangs, poisonous venom flows into the victim's body. In seconds, the prey is dead or paralyzed. Most spiders target insects. But some hunt small fish, birds, and mice. Think all spiders spin webs? No way!
This all changes one night in a bar when she meets a charming werewolf. FANGS chronicles the humour, sweetness, and awkwardness of meeting someone perfectly suited to you but also vastly different.
A collection of jokes about creepy crawly creatures.
Beelch, gag me twice over. I'm definitely going to have a talk with her. Larry or no Larry, ... They were creepy and worrisome. Sort of a weird analogy for a place you go to get better. ... His guts spilled. 238 Fangs of the Dead Serpent.
Gag. Even as he lifted the ladle and scooped it, he wanted to hurl a little. But he poured two glasses in case she really was dehydrated, went under the skirt of the table where Stella had left her ... “The texture is horrible.
He immediately grimaced , chewing slowly , fighting back a gag . How could she enjoy this ? The meat tasted old and rancid ... Suddenly her eyes widened , and she grabbed the remainder of the horrible meal from his hands . " Oh , no !
She's gotta be. She will be. She's young and strong. She'll be mine. All mine. At least till Delivery Day. He felt a cold, spreading heaviness. That's a long time from now, he told himself. Don't think about it.