100 Reasons to Be a Democrat: Liberals Are Better Than Conservatives and Other Jokes

100 Reasons to Be a Democrat: Liberals Are Better Than Conservatives and Other Jokes
ISBN-10
1975770714
ISBN-13
9781975770716
Pages
106
Language
English
Published
2017-08-24
Publisher
Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
Author
Bruce Harris

Description

This is not a blank book, it's an extremely sarcastic one. If you're a democrat, you might not like it, probably because you're too busy enjoying the smell of your own farts to understand it. Some examples of the words of wisdom include: Our motto is 'when in doubt, blame the Russians' Islamic terrorists don't exist, just like God. Our Supreme Leader, His Excellency, Al Gore, invented the Internet. We pass bills without reading them. Feel free to marry your couch if you want. We like spending other people's money.