The debut collection of raucous, dark, strange, satirical stories from the former Late Show with Stephen Colbert writer and New Yorker contributor, featuring a foreword by Stephen Colbert “Jen Spyra’s stories are shocking, silly, smart, and absurdly funny. Underline both those words, I don’t care how much it costs!”—Tina Fey A bride so desperate to get in shape for her wedding that she enrolls in a new kind of workout program that promises the moon but costs more than she bargained for. A snowman who, on the wish of a child, comes to life in a decidedly less savory way than in the childhood classic. And in the title story, a time-hopping 1940s starlet tries to claw her way to the top in modern-day Hollywood, despite being ridiculously unwoke. In this uproarious, addictive debut, Jen Spyra takes a culture that seems almost beyond parody and holds it up to a funhouse mirror, immersing the reader in a world of prehistoric influencers, woodland creatures plagued by millennial neuroses, and an all-out birthday bash determined to be the most lavish celebration of all time, by any means necessary. Welcome, brave soul, to the world of Jen Spyra.
Have you ever been scared of Ghosts--not the story-book kind, but the billions of beings who were once so real and strong it's hard to believe they'll just sleep harmlessly forever?
In Dr. BBQ's Big-Time Barbecue Cookbook, Ray shows every backyard chef how to bring the slow-smoked goodness of real barbecue to the table with a minimum of fuss and a maximum of finger-lickin' goodness.
Troy has a chance to hit the big time—and be reunited with the father he’s never known Things couldn’t be going better for Troy White.
He has Yin-Yin's fantastic dim sum. He has his magic jade pendant, source of all his basketball skill. He has this amazing new book called The Outsiders he's just discovered. He may even have Millicent.
Gunter said he had a big idea: his space musical. Mr. Crystal looked interested ... . . . so Buster urged Gunter to describe the new show. Gunter said it would be called OUT OF THIS WORLD! And it would have aliens and robots and lasers!
Smith, Dean, Gerald D. Bell, John Kilgo, and Roy Williams. 2005. The Carolina Way: Leadership Lessons from a ... Smith, Ronald A. 1988. Sports and Freedom: The Rise of Big-Time ... Stinebrickner, Todd R., and Ralph Stinebrickner. 2007.
In 1778, shortly after he moved to London, Malone published an essay entitled 'An Attempt to Ascertain the Order in which the Plays of Shakespeare were Written'. This essay was part of a much more ambitious project, never completed, ...
When it started, I had been on the Big Time for a thousand sleeps and two thousand nightmares, and working in the Place for five hundred-one thousand. This two-nightmares routine every time you lay down your dizzy little head is rough, ...
These are the greatest moment in New York City history, recreated from the news and picture files of the New York Daily News. From Typhoid Mary to the opening of Yankee Stadium to the unforgettable blackout, it's a time to remember.
BIG TIME –2, moving ahead, full speed again. Looked @ MISTRESS, for ebook. After the bigtime struggle thru AC & HS, am about ready to resume the ebook editing job for the MISTRESS. House is a lot cleaner, less biting of legs, ...